"Mr. Havens, my dog hates you."
"Hey, hey! I know a song that we can sing that will make the rain go away. It's called, 'Rain, Rain, Go Away'."
(Talking about a seagull feather and why he should be able to keep it): "I washed all the diseases off of it with soap and water! And I BLOWDRIED it!"
"Mr. Havens, my mom said you're gonna get sick of flowers, so I drew you a picture instead." (Hands him a drawn picture of a flower).
"Knock knock... orange. Knock, knock... orange... orange. Knock, knock... Banana. Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? ... Knock, knock... it's not the same joke."